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PORNVALLEY, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – It was announced, in a desire to inflict something, “worse than water boarding,” Trump is hiring a key advisors from, the Fetish Smut Provider, Kink.com, including but not limit to James Dean.
The site was known to have turned down water boarding as a theme due to it being too soft core. Trump was also excited by the idea of people like James Dean who hold rape charges over their heads, “I really relate to this,” said Trump while trying to Masturbate unsuccessfully to a Water Boarding Video (available at the CIA Gift Shop in Langley).
While Hilary is looking into sex toy tech, to invest in a “Strap on Smart Bomb,” her donors offered to make her if becoming President, Trump is eager to start right at home with Kink. “They and James Dean know brutality,” said Trump, “and I want some and they will get all the defense funds and access they need.” Dean a great lover of Israel is eager to help teach the fine art or tormenting human beings. “It’s for the glory of my people, the chosen children of Israel” he said from the business end of a glory hole.
Many aren’t sure if they prefer to use boredom of watching the porn or using the torture techniques in their pornographic expression.

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NWORD, ALABAMA – Dwayne Murphy made a complaint saying that the word trigger sounds too much like “their word,” as he put it.
“Those racist mother fuckers think we don’t know,” he rages on, “I know they are saying Nigger and replacing the T, how dare they claim to be Niggered!?” He has no idea what he is going to do about it, saying whitey runs everything, so maybe he will just cap some ass.
Colleges are on an alert, not about his threats, someone used a sexist term, putting the terror alert to red.
“Trigger is our word,” said Dwayne, while checking his gun as I slip away.

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The Ghost of George Wallace, Gov, appeared and thanked his fellow Democrats for coming up with a passive aggressive way to make Segregation a “black idea.” “We tried it, small time with Water Sports,” the specter said.
“Plans for getting Sharpton to battle for Black water fountains and stores and Buses are in the works,” said DNC spokesman, “If the press will cover it, he will say it.”

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Know for hiring the best, most qualified people. Trump hires a surviving Japanese WWII scientist to teach him “worse than waterboarding” techniques to use and masterbate to in Gitmo.
“He use to inject feces in soldiers,” said Trump to his cheering flock, “this guy knows true torture, and I only hire the most qualified.”
Staffers say, even know he is on his last legs, he is in peak condition to start on new “advanced interrogation techniques.” shouting how “Rumsfeld was a joke.”
Hillary Clinton was to busy counting Military Arms supplier’s money to comment.

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Twitter Boss, Jack Dormat, just said, “dude I am Irish, I had a head ache from boozing,” he said going on, “I just wanted the woman who called me in the early morning to shut up…oh the voice…she could shout!”
According to Mr. Jack Dormat his decision to cut Milo was not to defend an insult to Harold Ramis, or deal with any hate, it was just shutting up a late phone call that cut in the middle of his wisky.
He “@nero” got int trouble before, “but it never cut in the middle of my traditional Irish drinking before.” Dormat started asking for a fist fight and passed out, ending this story.
When asking Mzzzz Jones why she can’t take a heckle, unprofessionalism was all she could offer as a reason. I just hope this becomes a South Park episode.

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